
The ultimate travel companion for the single (male or female) who's traveling to a Hot Spanish country -- they all are :-)
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Truth is, most people love tourists. They're sexy. They talk funny. They come from exotic places, like Idaho. You may never have thought of this, but you as a traveler--even in places used to cameras and burger joints--have a certain allure. Cash in on it! With the right attitude and a smattering of the language you could have far more fun in Madrid than Minneapolis. And that's where the Hot! books come in. Other phrase books suggest you ask, "Do you play cards?" Or, if you really want to get down and funky, "Please play a foxtrot." We take up where they leave off -- and then some. Hot! Spanish will get you through everything from a friendly party chitchat to dating to steamy action in the sack. Plus what to say in the morning, and more. Hot! Spanish could even be good for your health. A few key words can prevent crossed wires and keep you away from situations unsafe or unwanted. Awareness of AIDS and other diseases can vary quite a bit from country to country and person to person. Your new friend might be willing to jump right in unprotected, but you shouldn't be -- and you should tell him or her as much. A couple of general notes: Spanish, like many other languages, has two words for "you" one formal, one casual. These days most younger people use the informal tu instead of the formal usted, and so do we. Also, the terms in this book will be understood throughout Spain and Latin America, but when
it comes to juicy stuff like body parts and doing the nasty. Every country naturally
has its own slang (chingar, for example, means "to fuck" in Mexico
but not in Spain). We'll point these out. And to keep things clear, we use the same
words (polla, for example, for "cock") throughout, even though others
are just as valid. You can find these variations in the Hot! WordList at the
end of the book.So, enough foreplay (see it in action, Cuban lady getting mesmerized :-)). Buen viaje--y que te diviertas! ("Have a good trip and great time!") Now that you have the book, have practiced the "talk" and are ready to party, where do you go ?? We suggest you start here, the internets #1 adult travel site where your book will be as indispensable as your toothbrush -- know what I mean :-)
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