Posted by Petey on April 26, 1997 at 13:56:32:
Where to start?
Those of you who have been before,will no doubt disagree with some or maybe even all of my thoughts- but Iím gonna tell it as I see it. So please don't start bombarding me with messages having a go if you don't agree - we are all entitled to our opinions (nature of TSM).
Before I went,I read all the previous postings and it was clear that there was a split camp in terms of what people thought. I now know which of those camps my views lean towards. In the end though, it is obvious that you can not go off what anyone else tells you - you just to go and make your own mind up,because no two peoples opinions are exactly alike. For those that have been, don't bother reading this report unless it is read in the spirit it is intended. This is mostly aimed at people who like myself are considering going for the 1st time, and are eager for as much info (opinionated as it may be), as they can get. I Have some photos, but as I'm not sure how to attach them here from where they are stored, (in my work e-mail section) I might if Bruce is willing, to send them e-mail to him, and ask if he will post them separately. So during the report, I will refer to people as (piccy1) if appropriate. At the end, there will also be a contact list of any place I have referred to.
OKAY:- DAY 1:
Easter Sunday. Arrived after all my taxis trains and planes were late, but a good flight, with seats to myself, for $350 return. I was grateful for previous info about the airport/taxi procedure, and arrived at a Busy BOCA CHICA at 5pm. Encountered a bit of corruption with a policeman who wanted money ($2) to allow the taxi to go down the road to the hotel,even though the road blocks had been lifted by this time. They had been there, because of the busy Samana Santa. I had pre booked at the CASA COCO - 2 minute walk to the beach and Centrally located. It is Canadian owned, by a guy called Gary. It is clean,comfortable and has 12 rooms and 2 suites, by the pool. There is no TV, Fridge or A/C, but I found that a fan was enough at this time of year. it's also fairly quiet. Off season rate was $25 a night. However, I wanted to quickly check out other hotels before I committed myself to a lengthy stay, so I spent 2 hours looking at rooms at Zapata, Calypso,Villa Don, Pedro and a few others. For various reasons - overpriced, no good, not clean or lousy TV channels, no fridge, hassles with girls, or if I felt the staff were a bit rude ie at the Europa Hotel, they made me feel as welcome as a fart in a spacemans suit etc I reckoned I'd probably found the best place, provided I could get into one of the suites (TV and Fridge in these), and pay the extra which was only another $10.
This I did the next day and it was a good move. I ended up being very happy in the suite. Anyway, as I unpacked and had a shower, Wolf andMartin called on me and we went out that first night- me filled with great expections- hoping that what I was to see tonight, was to be better than I'd seen on my earlier troll round the Hotels. My first reaction, was that it was a one horse town, with whatever action ther was being very limited and centered around one or 2 bars and one disco (Isla Bonita). In the space of a couple of hours, I only saw what I considered to be by and large UGLY. Mostly black as I had read in earlier postings and therefore, I had prepared myself mentally for that situation - however, with optimism, I hoped that it would get better.
Martin and Joe were talking about a trip to Las Terranas, but I'd only just arrived and wasn't really into a upheaval just yet, plus the next day Ronnie (Ronnies bar) said that it wasn't worth going up there and Gary wanted definate plans on staying in the suite, as he had other people wanting to go in there. I did not want to lose the suite, so I declined. Its also about a 5 hour drive up there. So I committed myself to staying at the Casa Coco for 10 days, followed by 4 days in the Capital.
Anyway, it was a very quiet night in and in the disco about 30 girls - 20 of which you'd have to blindfold your vibrator to entertain. The rest were of avearge quality - but by now the rating yardstick had already been devalued by a couple of points. As we were leaving, at about 2am- I bumped into WENDY (Indian Looking) with a fairly cute face. Figure seemed okay and I rated her about a 7. She asked for $28 dollars- I said $21- she agreed and off we went.
I pause here:
Bargaining, whether for clothes, taxis, gifts, or girls is part of my raison d'etre. I enjoy it, plus it safegaurds against paying over the odds and I like to have 4 vacations a year on a current budget of about $8000. I try to keep to that with swings and roundabouts of course, but only break the rule if something comes along, that warrants a definate inclusion in my life, and without which I would be pissed off. Some people might say I'm tight- I say I'm smart! I pay my way, and I believe in fairs fair. So this philosophy will help to explain why I had 11 girls in 14 days for a TOTAL Of about $250. Okay back to the plot.
When WENDY got her kit off, I had to downgrade her a good point - stomach and tits, bearing the brunt of childbirth. So with that and the effects of alcohol- my libido drastically reduced. With a quick Wham Bam Thank you maam and a hasty boot up the rear in the direction of EXIT I was ready for my feather. Mind you, she did have a fair smattering of English and she was quite sweet. We were talking about allsorts before and during the shower. We got on to the subject of AIDS. She asked me if she would die if she got AIDS. I said "You fucking will if you give it me!"
DAY 2:
Up at 9am - down to Ronnies. He ís a nice guy, and his wife is a nice lady. The bar is fairly basic, and over the course of 10 days I popped down now and then. I like a glass of wine although I am not a daytime drinker but he sold a nice glass of chablis for just a dollar and a half. I did as I say pop down now and then, but it was more to meet up with one or two people who I thought may or may not have been there. I don't know whether it was the time of year or what, but I just found Ronnies to be too quiet for my likeing. There were a few nice guys who turned up now and then, but there were also a few obnoxious people frequenting the place, that I just had no wish to get involved with.
A word of warning:- DO NOT get involved in any of the local undercurrents and gossip that does seem to be around. I didn't, but I saw others who did, and it can turn nasty, cos it's a very small grapevine. Also if you have any opinion about a local, girl or boy, that could be classed (even out of context) as derogatory, keep it to yourself, whether it's true or not. In other words, see all, hear all but say nowt!
That afternoon, Dave - a really nice expat who lives in the Capital and has a car, drove Ed,Martin,Joe, Wolf and myself in to Santo Domingo, for the afternoon and evening. We went to the Colonial Zone and mooched around the El Conde strip. Joe was hard at work with his knowledge of the language, I was just weighing up the pros and cons of my plans to come here for 4 days. From what I could see hanging around I figured it may be a harder task, but the rewards would be worth it. We went at about 6pm to the Casa Familia (Australia) but there were only about 6 girls in and nothing on the scale above a 5. Joe went off to meet some relative over from the states and we agreed to meet back at this spot later, where the Mamasan said she would have more young pretty ladies for us. We went for a bite to eat after a look at Casa Modelas. There were about 20 girls in here. Sixteen I rated as 6 and below, two as a seven and 2 as an 8. It was a fairly comfy place to be, and I talked for about 10 minutes each to both of the 8ís, but we werenít really there to do any serious business(a bit impractical). When we got back to Casa Famalia it was about 9-30 pm and we were a bit late, but we had rung earlier to tell them to tell Joe we would be late.
Well he as it turned out had been ,was not given the message, thought we were not coming for him, and left, making his own expensive way back to Boca. There were about 4 more girls there, but no improvement, so we had a drink while we waited for Joe (not knowing), then left and drove to Herminias club. It was in a rough area, and was absolutely dead- 10 people. Checked out a couple of bars in that area, also dead, so we then dropped Woolf off at his new abode. This was the last any of us ever saw of Woolf, although he said he would be back in Boca on Wednesday and the Weekend. I guess he is moved onto to new opportunities in the Capital now- good luck mate.
We went on to check out le Petite Chateau. Once again, about 6 people in and they still wanted an $8 cover charge, so we left. Got back to Boca at 0130am- looked in at the Disco- a bag of shite, so off to bed.
3RD DAY:
Martin,Joe and Ronnie hired a car and set off to Las Terranas for a couple of days. Strange that Ronnie went, bearing in mind what he'd said, but I guess he just wanted a break away from the routine. Joe had an ulterior motive for going, as he had a young lady up there that he'd promised to visit. I spent most of the day on the beach- nothing much doing though. Looked in later at Blancas Massage place,but I just did not rate at all what was on offer. The prices were reasonable I guess at $20 for a massage but for me, unless the lady doing the deed is something that stirs me to naughty thoughts then Iím not interested.
The exception to this is if you really want a proper massage, then of course you are in the wrong place anyway, casues as well know, here a massage is about as useless as the Popes dick! Back at the Hotel, there were a couple of Canadian girls topless by the pool. One had tits, so big they would keep 6 puppies going for a week! But they were so far up their own ass and not very good looking anyway. While they were trying to give off the impression that they were here just for a vacation, when as it turned out, they were trying to shag as many guys as they could anyway. Pity they can't just come out and admit that they are just the same as us, instead of fannying around. I got so pissed off with the bullshit they were spouting, I went back to the beach, where I met up with Roy then Ed. Roy (who has had a book out about single travel) was with a young lady called CAROLINE. She was a little sweetie from the capital He had a contact in the capital, who drives him round, and thats how he found her the previous visit. More of her later!!!!
Then I met a pure Spanish looking beauty with her auntie - a good 8+1/2. Talked or tried to for an hour- her name was JENNY from San Pedro aged 16. At this point ,and many more to come, I became very envious of Joe's ability to speak da lingo. Her auntie even left us alone.I'm sure that with a better grasp of el lingo that I would have managed to get her back to the hotel, but it was just to difficult to get the message across in a charming subtle way - and she was one that definately needed kid gloves treatment. Good luck to anyone who comes across her in the future who can speak Spanish- she's ready to be plucked. For dinner, went to the Colonnial - the first of 7 visits there.
It's right opposite the Casa Coco- next block and IMHO, the best place for value, taste and atmosphere. Each day they do a 3 course dinner special for $10 only and I can't recommend it high enough. This night, Ed was with FATIMA who worked at Ronnies. he'd already lavished her with gifts worth $100 without even having done the dirty deed. Well she sat at dinner- it was obvious she did not appreciate the food (Signposted by Pat in earlier TSM posting- Take Note), she seemed to get legless on 1 or 2 drinks (or pretended to) and apparently, the night was less than successful for Ed, and it was over between them by the next morning.
This is his account. Once again, you may fare differently if you are interested. I'm a great beleiver in taking as you find. Also at dinner, were 2 canadian ladies in their early 40ís, who hung around Ronnies a lot. They had brought a US based Argentinian with them who'd arrived that day. One had her tongue down his throat by the main course - maybe she preferred his. Well, these 2 sloped off and left far too little for their share of the bill. I'd already eaten before they arrived and poor old Ed got stuffed with the bill. Dear dear it just was not turning out to be his day. The friend of the girl that had left, not only madelet Ed pick up the major portion of the tab, but had the cheek the next day to say to her frien that she had paid it. This one by the way was a real hard nose cookie - I heard her having a real go at Martin the first night - language the like I've never even heard before.
I reckon these 2 ladies were out for whatever they could get, and good luck to them-there is one born every minute. I just kept clear of them from here on in. I went to the disco at midnight, hoping that something nice might pop up, or I was not going to bother. It did - or so I thought SONIA . Great figure, light skinned, pretty, dressed well and about an 8. I said I'd see her later- as I wanted to prowl- maybe things were starting to improve. They weren't, and 10 minutes later she was back. Asked for $35- I said $28- she said Yes, then as usual I set out the ground rules. This girl I really was looking forward to kissing, and as she had perfectly made up lips (sometimes a sign that they wont), I said no problem for kissing?? She said No. I said forget it then. She said okay, no Problem. So now I had my get out clause if there was a problem. Off we go, and on the way back, we spotted a dog outside my hotel doing the doggy thing of licking it's bollocks. She nuzzled to me and whispered with a smile " I like to do that".
I said as dryly as I could ì be careful, he might bite!Yeh, of course it went right over her head. Anyway, stripped off, I had to downgrade half a point for crumpled paper bag breasts- but the rest of the body was great and shaved too! she went down on me for 10 minutes no great shake, but I was eager to do the same. Then I went to kiss her and she went to avoid it. It's a real turn of when they start halting you in your tracks, so after several attempts and getting more pissed off with her, I asked her to leave. I felt like giving her nothing, as she had welched on the agreed deal, but as it is such a small town, and it does not do to make enemies with the girls here, or youíll blow it for the rest of the stay, I gave her half the agreed rate.
It was a shame really, all because she did not want to mess her lipstick up. Thats
happened to me only once before in Thailand, but thats the risk with short time with
some of them. I never commit myself to long time, until I know its what I want. Why
waste money that you have agreed for a long time, if you change your mind once you
find out they are not as good as youíd hoped. Anyway, with Sonia, I guess it
was not a total waste, as for 14 dollars Iíd had a bit of fun,- got blown- ate
pussy! She is a regular so watch out for her. When she left, I watched TWISTER and
had a few glasses of vino. TO BE CONTINUED....
4TH DAY:
Cloudy again - suited me- got burned a bit yesterday, and as you know, itís about as funny as Rabies in a guide dogs home. Met Ed and he took me up to PATS house- about a 5 minute walk from Ronnies. Now I've not mentioned Pat as yet, because I'd only seen him once briefly the night I arrived. I like the guy very much, but did not see much of him. He seemed to spend most of his time as far as I knew in the house. In fact, this day he was on the computer. He said his wife must have been messing with it, I said how do you know? He said there was tippex all over the screen! Iím not sure whether he was a little under the weather whilst I was there, but at no time was any mention of any trip or service or offer to go here or go there ever made. I figured there was a reason for this, so I did not push it. Ed did a bit of fishing, asking where we might venture further afield for our pleasures but without success.
Ed showed me the house where Pats wife (Zoyla?) and ladies live just down the street. About 8 or 9 girls were there. In the darkness of a room, I thought I saw one that I liked, but when I looked close, I did not rate her. In another room I saw LENA , who was slim, light skinned and seemed quite pretty, although it was darkish. She wanted to go with me now, but I was in half a mind. We went back up to Pats. Pat said he doesn't speak to the new girls these days- leaves it all up to his wife. Well I went back to get her for a short time, but Zoyla said she was out on the bike, and promplty went off to look for her on another bike.
After waiting for 15 minutes, I thought should I go off looking for them on yet another bike? No, theyíd never believe that story back home. So I left a written message saying for her to come to the hotel at 8-30pm. I walked up to the bar opposite Pats, where Ed still was (gee he sure puts some beers away during the days). Two minutes later, Zoyla and Lena turn up. Well in the cold light or should I say warm light of sunshine, I was not as impressed with her looks as I was earlier, but I thought okay for an hour. So I asked Zoyla how much. She said thats between me and the girl, and walked away. I asked for Lena $21 for an hour. She said she wanted $35. I said Sorry, No!.
End of story, or so I thought. Now nobody said anything more to me, but there did seem to be some words going on in and around Pats house between Zoyla and Lena. Don't know if Pat got involved or not. Back at the hotel at about 8-30, I was sat at the bar waiting for a burger, when I hear this commotion behind me, by the pool. I turn round, and see Zoyla shouting hello to me. I see a uniformed guy with a holstered pistol with her, and think ìshit, whats going on- why has she brought the police? The owner Gary doesn't know who she is, and he'is trying to throw her out. The packed restaurant has gone quiet and I just want to die. She's beckoning for me to come outside, and at the same time trying to tell Gary who she is. He doesn't believe her and is trying to push her out. I thought I'd better go and see whats wrong. Anyway outside the door, I see that the uniformed guy is not a policeman, but a security gaurd and Zoyla has brought down the first girl that I had seen at her house, and was offering her for $21.
I said thanks to her for the effort, but declined the offer. Zoyla was upset that gary had thrown her out, so I told her that I would explain to him who she was. That was the last I saw of Zoyla. Went out later, but it was very very quiet.Fended off the usual propositions that you'll get each night, from girls with faces only a mother could love. One girl was so ugly, I'm sure I could still smell the traces of the pork chop that her mum used to hang round her neck,just so that the dog would play with her! Then I saw PALOMA in the disco, sat with a guy- we caught each others eye. Aged 19, I rated her an 8 from a distance- but close up, a 7. She followed me outside and introduced herself. I saidI'd come back. You'll recognise her, as she wears a blue lip liner all the time. I came back, bought her a drink, and sat outside. she seemed a sweet and nice girl. we had a dance, and as we were dancing, she said she going away in a couple of days. I said I was dancing as quick as I could, and she actually laughed- eh! brains as well!
Anyway, she asked for $35, I said $28, she said no. I said it's up to her. she did not get up and leave, but started to neck again a few minutes later, then said to me lets go- so we did. Had to downgrade to a 6+1/2 when the gear was off- but a great screw, and was fairly easy to bring to the blow a few times. We fell asleep for a while, then she started again. I said were you faking it before?. She said, - no, she really was asleep! Anyway, I wanted my bed to myself now, and asked her to leave, which she wasn't t happy about . She reluctantly left after I compromised and we had another session. I really only like waking up in the morning with someone who really turns me on, and makes me feel (albeit temporarily) that I could spend the rest of my life with her.
DAY 5:
Cloudy again. Down at Ronnies later, the guys are back from their one night in LT, and one night in Puerto plata. Joe has brought back his little cutie. She was young and sweet, but not exactly the "Brain of Britain". I met CHRISTINA - aged 17- from SD - a virgin and an 8 to 8+1/2, in front of Gabianna restaurant on the beach. I asked if I could see her when I came to the Capital, she said she would like that, but when she gave me her address, she said that I would have to come to her house and meet her parents. I said I would, but the idea of meeting parents of someone you are trying to seduce ( especially a virgin) and who you can't converse with is not my idea of fun. At night, at the bar next to the disco, there is a girl, very black, always has her hair up in a beuffant (?), slim, and not too bad.
Well I'm stood there with the guys, and she comes over, and starts to tickle my tonsils. Can't remember her name. So I sit at the bar with her and buy us both a drink. She gets a Baileys, can't stop kissing me, but downs the baileys in one- ALARM BELLS- ( I mean the only reason God invented us guys, is because Vibrators wont buy a round). She asks for another, so I tell her okay, but to slow down. She downed the 2nd one in fairly quick time, so that made my mind up. No more drinks, and no fucky fucky. She wasnít too happy, when I said see you later, paid the bill, and went over to join the other guys at their table. Be warned, the cost of the Baileys was $5 a shot- double what you would pay at any other bar.
She didn't speak to me for 24 hours, but when she realised that she was confusing me with someone who gave a shit, she chilled out, and kissed me every night- I guess in the hope that I would change my mind. About 0130, Ed and I were walking home, and on the spur decided to have a quick look in Alcatraz disco. It was dead, and is quite a dark place, but after 10 seconds, we had seen enough. On the way out, passing the bar, I was laid by a girl. She was very dark, and thats why I hadn't spotted her on the way in. Close up, she was very pretty. Her name was MICHELINA and she was a 7, and slim. Eye contact and body language and smiles usually tells you if someone genuinely likes you over and beyond the fact that you are a potential punter. The signs were here, so I thought Iíd try the bluff knowing this. I said I only had $28- she said thats okay. Then I said, that I wanted to butt fuck her- shw said okay.
So now my pecker is stirring. She must have wanted me real bad, cos when we got back (no downgrade)- she just wanted to screw and did everything to keep me distacted from her ass. She was up and down like a brides nightie- but once I produced the KY Jelly and a little bitty finger- she realised that I wasnít gonna hurt her. Boy was that a sweet ass! She was very slim with huge Bazookas and suited me down to the ground. She was 18 and never seen a dildo before- but once she tried it, she wanted to take it home with her. I gave her the agreed cash, and some perfume samples and a pair of lacy white scanty knickers. She said she preffered her underwear black, so I told her not to wash them for a couple of months. She got that one. Anyway guys, she's always in Alcatraz ( one of the few who are).
6TH DAY:
A bit cloudy again. Spent the day at Ronnies with Ed waiting for Roys contact in SD to get back to us with some promise of a young delight. Nothing. At night, saw a new girl at the bar opposite the Disco- MONICA. Joe had apparently chatted to her earlier, which pissed his young lady off. He said she had just started- came from la Romana and wanted $75 dollars a night. When I saw her Close up later, she was very lovely. Tall slim, very chocolate brown, very lovely face and the hugest tits. the only thing, was that she did not make the most of her posture and like a lot of them- sticks her belly out and walks without style or grace. But her face was a 9, and yyour die just to come all over it. Anyway I asked what time she finished- she said 0130am. it was 12 midnight, so I said I'd be back for her then.
MISTAKE. I should have stayed, because 10 minutes later in the disco and after fending off about 7 unwanted proposals, I could not resist the 8th. Her face was gorgeous- MARISOL. Agreed $21, for another butfuck, tried sneaking her out the beach way, so that I wouldn't be spotted. Got her back and the bad news was, that she was a bit of a mess round the hidden bits, from childbirth- a bit like ET's mother. Long nipples that almost made me ask her if she wanted to play Hoopla. Such a shame, cos she had such a great shape and face and was only 19. But the good news- the best BJ- takes it all the way down the throat then uses her throat muscles to pump and suck. Fucking unbelievable. She wanted to change her mind about the third hole, but didn't put up too much of an argumant when I pressed her.
So in I popped- but I just kept thinking about how much better the Bj was, so out I came, whipped off the Johnny and spent the best 15 minutes of my time so far in her laughing gear- relaxed, yes closed and just wallowing in it. That eruption was volcanic- and I swear I could feel it shooting round the back of her throat like a funnel as she swallowed and sucked every last drop out of me at the same time. time had slipped by and it was now 0120am - so I packed her off- had another quick shower and made it back to the bar for MONICA at 0132am- but it was closing and no sign of her- fuck -I'd missed her!
7TH DAY:
Saturday. The Sun is back. Spent the day on the beach- roaming- busier with many locals and families around and hopefully more opprortunities. Met one beauty- arranged to meet her at 6pm the next day. I think you have to work on a 60% no show rate out here guys, and don't forget, if you say 6pm- it could be 7 when they turn up- they do not have any concept of time keeping out here. Then I met YLEXI - a 16 yr old PR from New York- sent here 6 months ago by her parents in an attempt to keep her on the straight and narrow. Agreed to meet the next week when I cam to the capital. Her frien, who I really fancied, said she also fancied me, but as she spoke no English, figured I was probably better off sticking with the one I could talk to. Later, I met Joe and Ronnie and Jon at the Colonnial, then to the usual bar next to the disco.
MONICA was really pissed at me. I said I had turned up at 0130 and that she had gone- then she hit me with it. She said that she knew I had left the disco with a chica. So thats how small a place this is. You can't play games here like in Thailand- the village drums are too powerful. well that was that- she was polite for the rest of my stay, but there was no chance of a lay anymore - a real bummer. So that night I guessed it was not gonna be for me, as she was the only one I wanted- however at midnight, I was about to walk off back to my hotel, bored,when I saw her- a rather classy looking chica- slim, spanishy looking- great hair and about an 8. She went into Alcatraz with a friend. I followed, but as I got in, they came out and went to the bar opposite. I came out, spotted Dennis, who had also spotted her, and set off over to get her.
I sat down with her, after she asked me to. Her name was MELITTA (piccy No8 , age 20 from Sosua - they had come down just for the night- all that way for this dump of a place. They had checked into some hotel or other. We left 20 minutes later- which her friend was very pissed off about. I said I would not keep her too long. She wanted $35- we agreed on $28. She wanted to BJ with a condomn. I said No, you can go- she relented. She had an ideal body. I went to stick my finger up her Jacksy to which she also said no, then also relented. In the end she was the best fuck so far. You know the type, where when you eventually come it seems to last forever. 2 hours later, I walked her back to her friend and said goodbye- pity she wasnít around longer.
8TH DAY:
SUNDAY . Day on the beach in front of Gabiannas. I like it here- nice recliners and a better atmosphere with more chance to spot the passers by. I met CLARRISA- a 9. I thought she was about 16 or 17, but she was 26. From SD, she works as a Secretary in the Hospital at the AIR FORCE Base. We arranged to meet in the Capital on Wednesday. Joes gone- Martins gone. Eds last night,- he was like a dog with 2 dicks but too pissed to do anything about it. Town was ultra quiet. I was not interested in anything the night had to offer and it stayed like that for the next 3 days. I just worked on the tan, and chilled out. So that was my time in BOCA CHICA.
On reflection, a couple of days here is enough. But which days? If you want to exhaust the local population and you are fussy, then 2 days is enough. If you hope to meet someone from somewhere else who is there for just a day or two, then of course it's pot luck. It is a one horse town, and if you like a bit of atmosphere with lots of busy bars to butterfly, and you like a good selection of quality women to play the field, then in my opinion it is not the place to come for a lengthy stay. If however, you are not too fussy and do like the black look, happy to stay with one girl, then I guess you'll be happy enough.
TO BE CONTINUED ......
11TH DAY:
Wednesday. Dave drove me to the Napolitano hotel on the Malecon in Santa Domingo. (cost $11- normal taxi $18) (see his phone number later). I'd booked there on the stregth of a couple of earlier postings- but my advice is don't bother.It's just too damn noisy from 7am onwards from traffic, and there are no rooms that escape it. I also felt it was run down, there are no room fridges, A/C not great, and mostly Spanish TV channels. It was $50 a night.
When I booked they asked for $58, but on asking for a discount, they gave 10%. When I checked in, they insisted on payment up front. There did not seem to be a problem with the girls - although, I was fairly discreet when I bought them in (via casino), just in case, because there was a notice on the back of your room door that says " rooms $50 per night- visitors $10." When I checked out, I wasn't charged any extra, and they did know, so I reckon they have let the rule lapse.
Anyway, I arrived at 1pm, feeling very horny by now. I rang Roys contact, now that I was here in the Capital. I asked him if he could get hold of CAROLINE for me, (the one with Roy in BC). So he came and picked me up in his taxi, and drove me to where she lives. Fortunately she was there and was happy to go with me. The guys name is Fausto- really nice guy- used to live in the States. I was going to put his number down for you, but he asked me not to, as Roy had done that some time before, and he had a few bad experiences as a result- so sorry guys I gotta respect his wishes. However, it's worth finding someone like him, who you can trust. Anyway he drops us off at my hotel. I gave him $14. I then spent an incredible afternoon. this girl had a lovely little body (piccy 7) and did some amazing things for me on the video. 3 times in 2 hours. I would have carried on, but she said she had to go, something about dancing at some disco. I gave her 35$ and some knickers, which she put on there and then.
I went for a walk up to El Conde ( about 6 minutes away). I surveyed the scene, deciding that I'd made the right choice in coming here for the last 4 days. I bought a nice bottle of Chablis, and returned to my room for a nice drink. Later on I ventured out again for a walk. It was fairly quiet, but then I did not really know where the places were. I wasn't too bothered tonight though, as I'd exercised my love demons to satisfaction for one day. At about 11pm, I decided on one last walk up the Malecon towards the Sheraton Hotel(6 minutes away) for a quick look at the action that might be there, and the Jaragua next door. Walking back, got stopped by a guy called Joe. I wont bore you with the details here - but by the end of the night, a couple of hours later, I came out on top of a situation that he thought he was in control of.
I can handle myself- ( my special forces past etc) and I am streetwise, so I knew what I was doing all the way along, but DONT, I repeat DONT have anything at all - not even a one minute conversation- to do with someone you don't know and trust. If you have to ask directions, do it with someone who runs one of those little side stalls, then get the hell away, before you are decended upon by the lurking wannabee guides. They'll promise you the earth at no cost etc, but all they want to do as we all know is take you to their tin pot sleaze bars where they will get a kick back: and railroad you into buying drinks for them all evening as well. The problem that can occur, is that if you have decided that you want out, and that does not suit their plans (ie they have not had what they want from you yet) then you could be in line for a mugging .
It doesn't matter to them what was agreed upon before at this point. So BE WARNED. Anyway that night, I saw several crappy places, and finally ended up at PABLITOS aka Casa Rosado. Only 1 girl there above a 6+1/2, so I retired home to bed after 20 minutes in the casino.
12TH DAY:
Noisy traffic- woken at 6am. Asked for a quieter room later- moved to top floor, but made little difference. Only here for 2 more mornings, so couldn't be bothered repacking, asking for a refund, and then finding somewhere else. went to meet CLARRISA (piccy 5)at 1pm, and spent a few hours with her. She was 20 minutes late - not too bad. However, this was a girl, who wanted to be dated properly, and I really did not want to commit myself to that sort of a situation in the short time I was to be here for, so we exchanged addresses, and parted with a sweet kiss. I popped back to a nice restaurant we'd been in earlier at the end of the Conde strip, where I'd seen a waitress. Her name was MARGOLIS (piccy10 ). Aged 16, about a 7- Latina/Spanish looking. I laid a few seeds with her, for later, then left. You see,I'd spotted another beauty in the distance, so I revved up and fucked off after her.
She was called CLAUDIA.(piccy 1 ) Aged 17, I arranged quite quickly to meet her the next day, as I was now late for my meeting with YLAXI ( The PR GIRL) from BC.
PAUSE HERE: -----
To tell you where I am coming from in terms of what I enjoy doing. The whores are there for the taking- fine- does the job, when I'd required, but just like when I was in my younger years, I love the challenge of chasing, chatting up and pulling your beauty, who does not screw for a living. Now, it is harder here to find and approach, without the language skills, but if you are patient, it's fun and you will eventually get results. Aim to spend a good few hours on the Conde. In that time, you will see at least 100 girls that YOU would just love to get a grip of. I try to get eye contact - if it's returned- I smile- if that is returned, I approach them, or fall in step with them and start walking and talking. Then it is down to the elements. Statistically - out of the 100, 60 wont give you eye contact, and 40 will. Out of the 40, 30 might smile, return your "hello" etc. Out of those 30, you will get the time of day and an attempted conversation with about 20 of them. Out of the 20, about 5 will speak enough English, to allow you to take the situation where you want it to go. 10 will give up, but be happy that they have met you, and 5 will still stick around with you even though there is no proper communication.
So thats what filled my days here, and I enjoyed it - the numbers game. Okay, I met YLAXI, but she turned up with 3 of her friends. I said I expected her to turn up alone, as it was a date. She said she had to come out with her friends or she wouldnít be allowed out. Well babysitting is not my idea of fun, as it was probably on the agenda that Uncle Peter would be buying the ice cream all round etc. So I said if she changed her mind, she knew where to find me, and then I left. Went for a meal later. Thought Iíd try out the humour again. The waiter asked me how I found my steak. I said I just moved the french fries - BINGO - he laughed. At night, I'd heard that the famous Gaucateraina Disco was a good night to go on a Thursday. It's a way out, and the cabs outside the hotel, wanted $7 to go there. I walked 100 yards and the next cab that stopped accepted half that. This club is the most amazing place - converted from a huge underwater cave - you gotta go and see it. I got there at 1015pm and itís $10 to go in, but I showed my Directors ID card, and said I was looking fo r locations to film in, and I was given the grand tour.
It was unfortunately completely dead- I asked if it would be busy later. Hes said, not really, and that Friday was the night to come, and Saturday to a lesser extent. So disappointed, I left 30 minutes later. and started to walk down the long lonely quiet avenue that leads you there. There was not a soul about, but 5 minutes later, I spotted across the other side of the road, a lone girl, walking in the same direction. she spotted me, crossed over, I caught up and we sat down and spent an hour talking. She wouldn't let me touch her, worried she might be seen, but I did get a feel a those wonderful huge breasts that she sported. She said she would come to my hotel Saturday at 6pm. I then got a taxi at my price again and went to Lapsus, behind and near to the Sheraton.
They ask for $4 cover charge and $4 for a beer. There were about 20 girls in, taking turns at dancing. Its fairly dark, but I only saw 3 that peaked my interest. A little sexy mover with long beautiful curly hair, and quite light skinned, was smiling like crazy and playing to me as she danced, but was with a Jap tourist, as she came off the dance floor. A long legged blond, that also looked pretty good, and then the one that I thought would be the one for me. Black hair- very light skin- and in the dark from the distance she looked a 9. She walked past - did not linger - greeted some guy who came in that she obviously knew, then disappeared out of my view with him. 30 minutes later, I got up to go, and on my way out, saw that she was now alone. I went over and talked to her. She was keen to go, but I got the feeling that she had the potential to be a cold fish - ie once back- emotional shutters up, and $100 up front is a large price to pay for a dead fish, no matter how cute.
So I said I had a business meeting, but would come back again. If her attitude improved, then I would reconsider. Went back to the hotel .After an hour in the casino, a girl turned up whose name I can't remember. I briefly met her in the afternoon on El conde- (PICCY ) told her where I was staying, and said if she wanted to, to come down to see me. So it was a surprise to see her at this time of night, but very timely I thought, as we wandered off to my room for a very nice night of free sex. Wouldn't take any money, just the taxi fare home. I did ask her what had made her decide to come, as when I had talked to her in the shop earlier that day, I did not think she had been that interested. She said I had made he laugh. I said how. She recalled, that in the dress shop where I spotted her, she had been looking in a clothes catalog, when I asked her which dress she liked. She pointed to a lovely red dress in the catalog, and said she would love it. So, I got my swiss army penknife scissors - cut it out, and gave it to her, which she fortunately saw the funny side of. So there you go, the humour can work for you.
13TH DAY:
Friday . Spent 2 good hours sunbathing round the pool. My watch had stopped ( cheap Thai Copy- left my good one at home), and I was an hour late meeting CLAUDIA. So I was pissed of that I had missed he r- however, met 3 or 4 really cute young students (piccy6 ), and one of them really took a shine to me. She was impressed by the fact that I was a TV Director and had worked with a lot of her POP idols. They were fun to be with. One of them was not feeling to well, and fainted some time later. So I sat her down, and put her head between her legs. She let out such a yell and jumped up 3 foot in the air. I had forgotten that she still had a cigarette in her mouth! Then I met JENNY (piccy 4 ) aged 19, black but lovely, and she made it obvious that she was in to me. But then later, I was drawn to such a beautiful girl, who had the most incredible bluey/purple eyes. very exotic and quite natural.
On the way back to the hotel, I spotted a lovely girl (PICCY 3 ) called JOSEY , - she was sat on the seafront doing some studying.I'd have given my right arm for her ( well my left arm then). We talked, but as she was studying, I kept trying to leave, but just couldn't tear myself away, which made her laugh. She worked in a high government office and she suggested keeping in touch, so a nice little bank of ladies seemd to be building up now, to warrant a return. Back at the hotel, its now 6pm, and jenny the girl from earlier shows up- only 10 minutes late- I said she was keen. She only wanted me to kiss and cuddle her at first, but I soon got my tongue in gear and discovered her weak spots. I'd arranged the day before, to go cruising with Fausto tonight, so I had to let jenny go, although I promised to keep in touch, and she refused to even take any money for a taxi. Great girl, and real fun to be with.
At 8-30 pm before fausto arrived,walking right past the outside hotel phone box, were 2 girls with student books. One of them said hello to me. They stopped. We talked. She was a good 7- black- small - peteite- cute. It was obvious she was keen, but Fausto arrived and I had to go. I told her to come back the next day at 7pm. fausto took me to a new place called Elsas place, some way up North. A small bar- only 3 girls, but the owner gets her hair cut by Faustos wife. One girl looked fine - but I didn't want to commit at this stage. So we cruised and searched for a couple of hours-but without much success- so I reckoned he wasn't as in the know as I'd been led to believe by Roy, but still a great guy to travel with. So we end up back at Elsas and I pay $14 to the bar to take INGRID. She is 17, nice body, light skin and first day for her working at the bar. She had just split up with an Italian boyfriend of 3 years.I'd rate her as a 7. I gave Fausto $21 for 3 hours of his time, and hit the hotel room. She was a brilliant BJ - and a good kisser- but she was very ticklish all over and that got on my nerves. She also had a scar across her mound, and it must have been recentish cos she did not like me putting fingers inside her - so I said bye to her after an hour and gave her $25, which she was happy about.
SATURDAY 14TH AND FINAL DAY:
Went up El Conde at 3pm- and then I saw her- inside a painting shop- talking to her friend the owner. Her name was GLORIA and she was (PICCY 9+2) sophisticated, classy, aged 16 but mature, spoke good English and came from a wealthy family. She was a 9, although the photo does not do her justice. I just went ga ga over her. We spoke for about an hour, exchanged addresses and phone numbers, and guys, I reckon if I only come back here for one reason, it's her. She said she was really happy we had met. I went back to the hotel at 5pm- and the girl from Thursday night outside the Disco turned up on time. I did not rate her that much in the cold light of day, and especially after what I had just fallen for. But I took her up to the room, to se if she would play for no money. She said she would give me a massage for $35. I said "you wont" She left. At 7pm - the girl from outside at the hotel the previous night, and her friend showed up, and she had made a real effort to dress to kill and with her own dictionary - how sweet- how could I refuse. She looked a bit like Jenny - shy but wanted to do what pleased me and her friend waited in the bar. Once again she would not take any money. She left at 9pm. I'd planned on my last night getting the girl from Lapsus, and paying the $100,but now, feeling less horny, I was in a better frame of mind to see whether she was going to be in a warmer, receptive mood towards me. I went first to check out 2 hotels.
On the back road, (Independencia) behind the Sheraton - about a 3 minute walk before you reach the Shearaton Hotel, there is a small hotel, called DUQUE Dí WELLINGTON. I looked at the rooms, $32 + $35 for slightly larger a night. Perfect place I thought. Very clean and had style and everything you need- in a Spanish Villa type decor. No pool though, but a really fab place with only 12 rooms. Nice staff and no hassles with ladies. Across the road, a larger similar place with a pool same sort of prices $35. Not quite as beautiful rooms, but I would plump for here, cos of the pool and the rooms are set further back from the road ( ie the noise). If you are facing this hotel at the front, take the road that goes up the left side, and about 300 yards up, you will see a restaurant on the left hand side, called PACOS BANANAS. Great food, and themed for great ambience, and cheapish. Across the road from this place is the one and only MONA LISA massage place.
This should help you to find it now, for those that did not know where it is, cos it is not easy to find, and I stumbled upon it. I looked in out of curiosity. Disappointed - 8 girls - all 6 and below. Asked if the famous LUISA was around that everyone raved about. She came out, and I couldn't see what all the fuss was about. I rated her no more than a 7, however I accept that previous peoples recomendations of her might have been based on her ability to do the job. However at $180 for the full works, she have to be fucking brilliant! Anyway, I said bye and went to Lapsus.
There is another club next door to lapsus trying to compete and will drop their prices. Some of their girls are comparable to some of the ones in Lapsus. So if you're not too fussy, save some money and look there first, and there is no cover charge. They will also knock the price of your beer off the cost of a girl. In Lapsus, I got the Boss to agree not to charge me cover charge as it was a second visit, and he readily agreed. I settled down, and watched the girls arriving. I was hoping new ones would come in, but it was the same crowd. The curly haired one made a play for me, but Close up, she just missed the mark for me. The tall leggy blond - ditto. The one I came back for, didnít approach me - she smiled from a distance, but that was enough to make me think that there was not sufficient improvement there. So I made to leave, then of course she came after me, but it was too late by then.
I asked the guy behind the bar, what gaurantee was there that she wouldn't turn cold turkey on me once back in the hotel. I'd heard that you can get your money back, but I don't think that in a month of Sundays that would happen, and nothing in his answer indicated otherwise. Within 5 minutes, back near my hotel, I met a 6 on the street, who after 5 minutes talking said she was happy to go to my hotel for $14. She had a great figure, slim, light skinned and it was only her face that put her to a 6. She was dressed decently, so off we went. SHE was the best BJ since the one in Boca Chica and she let me video it while she lapped it up. After she left, I finished the night off in the Casino.
SUNDAY:
Dave picked me up at the Hotel and drove me to the Airport for $11 again. He was happy for me to recommend him- and I am! so there we have it. Next time I'd go to the Capital first, and allow enough time to find a gorgeous one, then take her away to the beach with you for a few days.
MEMO TO ME : - MUST LEARN SPANISH!
PS. Bruce- did not find that carpet you mentioned.
Finally if you have taken the time to read this and something has got up your
nose for whatever reason, just don't bother letting me know. Cheers
THE LIST __________________
1. Australia Rodriguez Calle Ramon Ramirez No 125 Villa Agricolas. SD Tel 536 2847
2. CASA COCO Tel 809 523 4409
3. HOTEL DUQUE DE WELLINGTON Av Independencia No 304, Gazcue tel 809 682 4525.
4. HOTEL La Casona Dorada, Av Independencia no 255 tel 809 221 3535
5. Dave Blakely Tel 687 3720. (SD no)
6. D'Elsa Place Octavio Mejia Ricart # 416 Alma Rosa District.
7. Finally, a good travel agent in the Capital LA ISABELLA Isabel La Catolica No 52 tel 809 689 4012/4022. They do a round trip to both Costa Rica (400$) and Colombia ($360).