Posted By: porky Date: 3/17/2002

In Response To: (Q) Boca Chica ? (BostonMike)

Just got back the 18th. Things are pretty good there now. There was only one police raid there at 11:00 one Saturday night. Within an hour after, there were more girls than before. I have been going for 5 or 6 years and it is the best I have ever seen it for quanity.

Most of the action is located from La Cueva to the Madhouse. Many hardcores and a few really nice girls. There is slightly more of a problem finding girls during the day but there are a few around. The weather was perfect while I was there (24 days).

My favorite Dominican restaurant, The Cauldron, is not longer around. Two others are the Cafeteria Comedore across the street from the Europa and Fredrico's (towards the beach from the park). D'Lucien is a nice Italian Restaurant across and down from Portifino's. There is a new German restaurnat in the Isle de Bonita Plaza that is open 24 hours. There is a little Italian place across the street from the coffee shop Pequena Suiza that makes a fair breakfast.

Peter and Fleming are still running the best daytime bar on the beach, the Playa Vista. They have internet service available. I will try to answer any other questions.

porky

Some Boca Chica Answers

Posted By: bentbiker Date: 3/18/2002

In Response To: Re: (Q) Boca Chica ? (BostonMike)

>When they have those raids do they hassle the guys too, or pretty much just the ladies?

Never the turistas, just the ladies and it is a shakedown most of the time - 300 pesos and they're out of the pokey. I assume something less than 300 pesos to the cops and they don't make it that far to begin with.

>Any problem with getting to any ATM there?

The most reliable ( and most lined up at) one is at the Banco Popular across from Zanzibar - the one at the Boca Chica resort up the hill now renamed Dominican Bay (nowhere near water though) goes through the motions and then gives you zilch. Doesn't debit your bank but just looks like it is trying and then doesn't work.

There is a new Banco Reservas at the bottom of Mount Trashmore ( down the hill from the gigantic new Italian Apartment under contruction) - they probably have an ATM. Come to think of it the bank at Boca Chica resort was Banco Reservas too, so maybe they moved but have a new one. And it won't work. But it will be really new.

>Have you ever rented a car for the day to go outside of Boca Chica? Is it worth doing?

Driving on those roads is a good idea for anyone but a tourist. Even with CDW paid for you are on the hook for up to 25,000 pesos - and the cost of the car and gas is quite high - youcan rent a car and driver for 700 pesos to Sto. Domingo and 3 hours waiting which trust me, is lots in Santo Domingo.

Boca Chica update and off to Barahona ....

Posted By: Tsm <tsmtravel@aol.com>
Date: 1/1/2003 04:54

Here is our last week trip and while as not as erotic as some of my trips, a great time.

So, Happy New Year to all. I'll be back on Jan 7 and shortly later a major update and many new photos to start off the year. May I offer and pray for a prosperous and fun year for all of use and travel becomes fun again.

As for my future jaunts, well, I'm sure there is a Asia trip someplace and also maybe Peru (never been there). Of course I will return to the DR and Colombia regularly (favorite two places) and yes, I'm lucky, all I know is I will go someplace and not always sure where :-0

Enjoy the life

Bruce

Boca Chica update and off to Barahaona ...

Boca Chica report #341....long and winding

Posted by Matt on Monday, 15 December 1997, at 4:27 p.m.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of timesÖ.because I had to leave. This was my 2nd trip to Boca Chica and I am already planning a 3rd. What follows is a brief travel log of my recent mini vacation (Dec 10th - Dec 15th) with a few opinions along the way.

I arrived around 8:30pm and breezed thru customs. Taxi Dave met me right as I came out the door and we were off. My first night I stayed in the Calypso and found the staff and the room to be pretty good ($45 plus 30 pesos per day for the lockbox, add $5 for breakfast). I myself like it quiet so I took a 3rd floor room and I was not disappointed. The Calypso is fairly close (3 min walk) to the area where the bars are and the main discos used to be (where the girls are, more info on the Discos later). It is not on the beach but it does have a pretty nice pool. For my 1st night I walked the main strip and found a familiar face from my last trip that I ended up with (for a few hours anyway). While at the Calypso I had a 3am conversation in the lobby with two non TSM guys from the states who gave me some info on the Far East (I've never been). Overall pretty good for my 1st night.

The next morning I ran to the market for some bottled water and a some crackers and ended up at Ronnie's. While there I decided to check the Zapata for vacancies (I like being on the beach as well as the quiet). They had a small room with no view available with breakfast for $40 (plus the 30 pesos for the lockbox) and could get me into a suite the next day ($65 per day) which I did. While at Zapata I met the big guy himself, the El Presidente of TSM Bruce, and later met 3 more members all from the east coast ( I didn't know if you minded your names in guys, so I left them out). That day at Ronnie's I almost reached what I am certain would have the pinnacle of my sexual life (up to that day anyway) with two cousins from Santo Domingo (very hot, trust me) Chris, one of the local Ex Pats helped me with the conversation (my Spanish is very limited). As we were on the way out the door as my quasi-girlfriend from my 1st trip down (I'll call her Betty) walks in. Big problem. Decision Time. Ronnie helped me out in explaining to the girls that I couldn't go with them but that I was hoping to see them maybe the next day. They said they'd be there (they never came back). Although they were hot (very hot)I just couldn't disrespect Betty like that as she had come from Santo Domingo to see me as well. Anyway, Betty and I had a very nice time before she returned to the city for the duration of my stay the next morning (man they were hot, can someone let Ronnie know if he sees them again to get their phone #'s for me please).

The following day I met a nice little chica while at Ronnie's but I just wasn't in the mood at the time(where did those other two go again?). She was ok with me saying no but asked me to come by the Wiggle Bar where she worked later as she liked me (yeah right). Bruce, two of the other TSM guys that were there and I went out to dinner that night and later ran into Ronnie and Iris (his very beautiful wife) at Portofino. Iris (pronounced Edy's in English) had two friends in from Santo Domingo and they were the center of attention. One in particular, Rayna, was quite stunning. As everyone was making their plays for the women I got a chance to meet Darrin (or is it Darryl?) the owner of Portofino who is from Boston. He's real nice guy (and a Hockey fan like me) and a good info source as well. Darrin says the local talk is that at least one of the two main discos will be open by New Years and the other one should be following fairly soon after (check with him for details). Another unexpected bonus was he bought me a beer and took 10% off my bill when I came back for dinner the next night (a really good Caesar salad and pizza, let him know your from TSM and you'll probably get the same deal, or maybe it was the Hockey talk). Anyway back to the girls, to cut to the chase we all struck out (these were nice girls). The four of us then went out to the strip for some drinks and a look around. That night was fairly tame as I met a lady with a really nice face and eyes with what turned out to be just an ok body.

Saturday was pretty mild during the day but really fun at night. Bruce arranged with Jose (from Zapata) to take us to a few of the local discos. Two chicas and two non TSM guys from Chicago came along as well. By the end (our 3rd disco) we were in a place called the River Club that was pretty nice (50 pesos cover with one free drink for non locals). Its kind of like a cave type place with lots of locals( female and male) as well as a few tourist women that I spotted (if that's your thing). I left unattached and took a stroll down to the Wiggle Bar and found my little chica from the other day. As it turns out she wasn't kidding, she did like me. She never asked for anything and left me quite delighted (although I did volunteer some cash in the mourning). I truly got the feeling she wanted to make me happy and would have taken what ever I had given her (that said I know I purposefully overpaid because of that very thing).

Sunday I spent a lot of time on the beach and in the water. The beach by the Zapata is pretty nice (fairly wide and the sand is white and soft) and I live in Miami and say that. You can lay out and have beach side beverage service all day if you'd like. There are a few vendors that stopped by but not that many relative to some other places I've been (Barbados, Jamaica and the Bahamas for example) Later I had Gabriel ( the owner of Zapata) turn on the Football game for me off the satellite (I can't believe my Dolphins lost 41 - 0!). In case you missed it I was at the party at Ronnie's on Sunday that Bruce video conferenced live out of Boca Chica to the world (of TSM). This technology stuff is pretty cool .

Later that night after dinner Bruce and I went to check out the Hamaca's disco but found out it didn't open till 11pm (open till 4am for those who you who like real late nights). As it was only 10:45 we went to the Casino to look around and I met up with my Wiggle Bar chica again. Once I saw her I was done for the night at that point. The Hamaca did look like it had some very interesting lovely ladies strolling about but I don't think they put up with too much at all there, so be careful.

A few of my own personal opinions in this my second trip. Zapata's has not let me down yet. I have been really pleased staying there and plan to do so again, but then again I'm not a real wild or loud person, if you are it might not be for you. Secondly, if you sit at Ronnie's long enough I am sure the entire world would walk by sooner or later.

Half the fun is meeting all the Ex Pat's who come by (the other half is many women, just like the two who got away, will I ever get over that?). Last, check out Portofino, I wish I know about it the last time I was there. Darrin's a nice guy and he serves up some very tasty food. Have a great time if you go and look for those two lost opportunities for me (maybe I won't ever get over them).

Matt

Boca Chica & Santo Domingo Report (Long)

Posted by Cooter on Tuesday,

18 November 1997

Yes I am back from my days in Heaven/Hell on Earth that is also known as Boca Chica. First a couple of questions:

1. Why is there the overwhelming smell of burning pig shit during the daytime hours?

2. Why do they put a really big pile of dirt at the end of the paved section of road?
Is it so that everyone will know where the paved section ends and the dirt section starts?

3. Why does everything start so late at night? The disco does not even open up until really late for me. Don't they know that us old dudes are tired of whoreing around 10:00?

4. Don't you just hate it when the "puta" you have turned down gets angry and follows you around, yelling at you, calling you names, throwing shit at you, insulting your chosen "puta", etc. etc.?

5. Why do the shoe shine punks think that your sandals or tennis shoes need to be polished?

6. Why is it that the first English words that a Dominican learns is:
"Hello my frenngg" "Where you frooomm"

7. Did you know that the Dominican words for "Hello, How can I be of service to you" are: "SsssT SsssT"? That is so much easier to learn don't you think?

My first TSM trip was spent in the lovely towns of Boca Chica and Santo Domingo. I say this is my first TSM trip because I was using the skills, knowledge and whoring techniques made famous by others before me. I entered into this adventure during the end of Rainy October and Not as Rainy November.

Day 1:
I arrived at Miami airport for a crisp 8:00 a.m. departure. The plane was about 1/3 full and I tried to spy out the crowd for other TSM'ers. None stood out with that "lookî in their eyes. Oh well. One of the stewardesses, or nurses as I call them, was very very attractive. (They just love it when you call out "Oh Nurse, more liquor por favorî.) Might this be a hint of things to come? I hope so. She was from Colombia and had that Latin flirt to her walk, her smile, and loved to bend over to pick things up. Not the usual hold the legs together at the knees shit, but the bend over and show us your ass type.

Upon arrival to Santo Domingo International Air Museum I quickly found my way through to customs. With only carry on bags it is a breeze. I especially like the free Rum and Coke offered as you get off the plane. At 10:00 a.m. this is quite a wake up call. While the other fools are getting their bags searched, those with a Navy Blue, good old' USA passport, are just waved through. Nice!!! I was greeted at the door of the airport by some of my newest best friends, the taxi mob. I think they thought I was a movie star the way they shouted and screamed at me. I just kept going in and out of the door because I loved the attention. What a nice country and nice reception. As I tried to find Taxi Dave, it dawned on me that maybe Pat might not have conveyed my message to Dave as he had said he did. True enough, he forgot to tell Dave about my arrival. Shit happens.

I picked a ride for 150 pesos to Boca Chica, my new home away from home. Upon arrival to the Villa Don, I met a very nice American who was selling phone equipment in the Dominican Republic. He lives in San Juan and comes to the DR every month. When he learned this was my first trip to the DR, he gets this big grin on his face and tells me I am going to like it here! I tried to check in to my room, but they did not have a reservation for me. Although I had called ahead and made one, my name was not on the list. They were not full, so it was not a problem.

I unpacked, changed to my bathing suit and went to the bar. As I sat at the bar having a drink with my new friend a couple of the girls at the Villa Don would just walk up and kick my chair. Just their special way of saying ""Hello my frenngg" "Where you frooomm". I ignored them and they got bored of this. Had a few of the local brews and then headed off in search of the famed Ronnie's. A short walk down to the beach and WOW! I love watching breasts tanning. Kind of like watching your dinner cook only funner. I started my trek at the Hamaca resort and walked the length of the beach to Ronnie's. Lots of locals selling everything from hats, jewelry, blowup parrots, chicken, and hot soda. I did see a few Americans that were sitting at various bars with chicas on their laps. They were definitely below my moderate standard, but to each his own. I walked along the beach taking in the sights, the smells, more sights, and more sights. This place was crawling with Europeans on a Wednesday/Thursday. A nice change of pace from the usual American way of sun bathing. I found Ronnie's Bar easily since he did put his name on the sign on the beach. It now says "Beach Bar Ronniesî.

As a side note: Ronnie is probable the nicest, most sincere, helpful American you will find in Boca Chica. What ever you need or want, he will try to help you out. And he is a genuinely nice person. I consider it a privilege to have met him.

The usual group was hanging out at Ronnie's: Marvin/Mad Dog, Darryl, Randy, Jiharra, Marie behind the bar, and Ronnie's little girl. What a beautiful little girl. I also met Mrs. Ronnie, one of the most beautiful women I ever met during my trip to Boca Chica. WOW is all I can say. If you have not seen her and Marie in bathing suits running to the water, you have not lived my friends. I think I know why Ronnie left Boston to live in the DR now.

Pat showed up a little while later and did confirm that he forgot to tell Dave to pick me up. Oh well is all he could muster up. A few of Pat's girls showed up, but they looked a worn out to me, so I passed on them. Although Jiharra with her "Towers of Terrorî did look like a fun ride, I was not interested. After a few more of the local brews I headed out to Julian's bar. This is 3 doors down from Ronnie's and they really have a nice bar/resturant. Too bad that there was not anyone there at the time. I did order some lunch, much to my despair. I ordered the Lamb, but what I got was the local equivalent to "Shoes in grease"! I am sure the locals consider this a delicacy but it was not to my liking.

Your mileage may vary and I am sure it is just me and my weird tastes. I then headed out to the local massage parlors. There are now 2 and they are both on the same street as the Villa Don. One is about 2 blocks away and the other is about 6 blocks away. For 300 pesos I got a lotion back rub and a blow job by the top heavy Caroline. I went to D'Talin for those of you inquiring minds. I did meet some nice Italian students that were waiting for their one friend that was getting a massage. They were on holiday and we chatted about the 3 most important "B" words: basketball, breasts, and beer and not in that order. This massage/blow job was just to get the edge off so I could concentrate on the more important night time encounters.

I headed back to the Villa Don and tried to take a nap. By this time there were about 4-6 girls at the bar or "El Bar" as Don calls it. They would rate a 3 on either a very liberal or inebriated scale. I tried to take a nap, but is was no good. It was now around 5:00 and I headed down to the bar to get a drink. After being fondled and cooed at by the 3's in the crowd I worked my way to the 6's and 7's. Think of the girls as a chocolate truffle, so to speak. The really good part is in the middle and you have to work your way through the hard outer shell to get to the gooey, tasty center. I did find my 7 in Margarita. She was not aggressive, but was coy. She was sitting down next to me when I sat at the bar. She put her leg on my leg and just sat there and talked, laughed, and smiled at me. I bought her a drink and we chatted for about 30 min. Nicely stacked, fairly thin, and a bundle of personality. My kind of girl. I asked her how much after a little while and she said $600 pesos. I countered with $500 and she accepted. I did not want to insult her with bargaining to low and that paid off for me big time. When you consider that this amount of money is only $35.00 US, it well worth it to have them feel like a queen.

I know that some of you guys hate it when we over pay, so let me get this out right now. I will pay what I want to pay and if that upsets you, Fuck off. Nuff said. After a quick shower, we spent the next hour fondling, kissing, laughing and petting. She then went down on "Elvis" and proceeded to give me the best blow job in my memory. There was much ball sucking, bung holio fingering, deep throating, and moaning. This girl could really give a first rate blow job. She then put a latex life saver on "Mr. Happy" and jumped on top. She slid all the way down and then just moved around in slow circles building to her own orgasm. After a few minutes of this, she shuddered and bucked before going limp on top of me. After a minute of rest she rolled over and took me in doggie style. I just loved squeezing her tits while riding the pony. I was reminded of the joke that Pat posted a while ago. I was tempted to repeat it to her right then, but backed off. For those of you that don't remember it went like this:

"There is a new game in BC. While you are fucking your little chica, you whisper in her ear that everyone said she was the worst fuck in BC, and the person that stays on the longest wins.î

After about an hour, we parted company and she went home. I went back to see if Ronnie's was still open. Sure enough they were all still there. Ron will serve drinks as long as you order them. On the way there, I was accosted again in the park. Sure enough while she was rubbing my arm, butt, dick, and talking to me, she stole some money out of my front pocket. It was only about 400 pesos, but still I felt like an idiot.

New rule #1: No more flirting or letting someone touch me unless I want them to. Ronnie changed some money for me, what a guy, and I was back in business. I said my good nights and headed out to the disco. I took a motorconcho to the Hamaca and tried to gamble a little. No luck. At 9:00 there was not a soul there. I did not want to try my luck as the only lone sucker in the place. It looks bad if you are the only one gambling, and its bad luck. I walked around and made a mental note to come back later. After walking down the beach and having the electricity go out again, I decided to head back to the streets were there was some light.

I sat at the "Wiggle Bar, or Snak Bar Taniî and watched the tourists walk by. At 10:00 there was still no one in the disco but some fat chicas. I decided to try my luck later. After walking around town, back to the VD and the El Bar. There was about 15 women there now. Of course the one legged hooker was there and passed out on the bar. Some South American Businessmen were there with their wives. And a father and son in the pool swimming. How odd I thought. You have the full spectrum of life here: Family, Businessmen, and Hookers. What a country. I had a couple more beers and then headed to bed. The lovely vision behind the bar at the El Bar has breasts to die for. Someone let me know how much luck you had! Will have more tomorrow.

Day 2:
I had a little trouble sleeping through the night because at precisely 3:00 a.m. the punta alarm sounded and all the Dominican women in each room exited their temporary love shack with loud shouts, clapping of high heels, and slamming of doors. I decided to get up at 7:00 and see if I could scrounge up some breakfast. I was informed by an unfriendly Don that food would not be until 8:00 "or soî and he was not interested in talking till then. He was not interested in talking period if you must know. I decided to go for a brief stroll and leave him to his cigarettes. As I walked down the hill from the Villa Don I noticed someone must have been walking their herd of sheep through town. "How quaintî I thought to myself. And then it dawned on me that those weren't sheep, but a pack of about 25 stray dogs. "How Unquaint" I then thought to myself!

I walked around the beach area, admired the piles of garbage, watched the local merchants opening their shops for another day in paradise and looked for somewhere to get some food. None was to be had so I just settled for some coffee. This day a friend of mine, who is Cuban, and myself hooked up for a few days of exploring together.. We always have a great time together, and this trip was no exception. We decided to move our base of operations to Zapattas Hostel. Check-in at Zapattas was not a problem and they were berry berry friendly. We were given rooms close to the beach, me upstairs and him down. This proved to be a good source of comedic relief in the nights to follow since the upstairs person sounds like he is in the middle of an orgy to the person on the downstairs bunk. OK, so I was but it was loud none the less.

We then headed to Ronnies for an afternoon of drinking and frivolity. "KiK"î as he is known in the DR, had the girls at Ronnies drunk by lunch time. After a few beer shots, they were in rare form. We passed on their advances and headed to D'Blancas massage parlor for some afternoon delight. After getting off of our motorconchos, there were about 12 girls that came running out to greet us. A very nice start indeed. He chose a very attractive light skinned girl, about a 5 but that increased to an 8 when I heard about his massage. I chose a very smiley girl from the crowd. This one was not that impressive and had already learned the Dominican Dick Dodge. Very unimpressive. I am sorry, but no names were remembered on this stop. After a couple of hours there drinking, laughing, and buying candy for the rest of the chicas, we started on our way down the hill.

We stopped at the Villa Don and had a drink at "El Bar". Not hopping wild yet at the bar, but it is definitely the place to find a temporary mate. Made our way back to Zapattas for a little nap. Let me stop my story to let you know about our Hotel. Zapattas is a very clean, attractive hotel. Everyone there was very kind and helpful. The only problem I have is that there is this smell from the disinfectant that covers everything. Also, what's the deal with the hotel next door that plays music all night? Man that blows! Does anyone know of a quiet hotel in Boca Chica that does not have a problem with girls. Zapattas won't let you bring in more than 1 girl at a time. That blew up my "plan" so to speak. I had wanted a threesome, but could not with that rule in place, and they do enforce it too. After a little nap my friend "KiK" and I went to dinner at the Italian place across from D'Blancas. Not good. Then it was off to Ronnies again, and a night of drinking. At around 10:00 my friend had enough and he had to go to bed. I stayed out till around 1:00 at the disco and chose 2 girls. I took one back to him and one for me.

Mine was a bundle of fun but his was not too good. The door man at Zapattas would not let me into the hotel with 2 girls. I had to convince him that one was for "mi amigo". It was O.K. then. I woke him up, threw his girl in the room and took mine upstairs. She was very grateful that I chose her over her friend. She had a very pretty face, and an O.K. body. She explained that she had 2 children at home and no husband. Why is it that there are no married women in the DR? Anyway, the guard knocked on my door at 3:30 and said my guest had to leave. Another side note: If you get a beach side room at Zapattas, get the upper floor. Otherwise it sounds like a heard of buffalo are running around on your head if you are in the lower bunk.

The next morning we had a nice breakfast at the hotel, and then off to Santo Domingo for a day of sightseeing. We got a taxi for 100 pesos per hour. Taxi Dave was going to show us around that night, but we were a little tired from the day before. We were given the usual tourist tour of the city: "There is the Rum Factory smokestackî ("Nice"), "There is the monument of Columbus" ("Ummî), "There is the castle that Columbus's son lived inî ("Ohh"), "This is a bridge" ("Wow") etc. etc. You get the picture. We saw the colonial district, shopped for a while, and pretty much wasted a day. We then went to a massage parlor in town, "D'Blancas" a chain I guess. There were only 3 chicas working, but I chose one anyway. She did perform a very good massage and then proceeded to lick and bite me all over. A nice end to a good massage. She also worked on my noodle. This cost 500 pesos. I bought a beer for the other 2 girls that did not win, and they were very grateful. That night back in Boca Chica, we went to the Hamaca for dinner. We were told that we could go there for dinner, but you can't really. We had to buy a day pass for 375 pesos, and then we could eat dinner, drink, go to the show and gamble. This day pass was worth it to get a nice dinner buffet. The food was fair, but there was a bunch of it.

We gambled a bit and KiKi won about 300 pesos. We then headed off to the disco with our sights set on a lighter skinned chica for our night of whoreing. We had enjoyed a bunch of dark meat, and now we were interested in some lighter skinned ladies for the last night in BC. We stayed at the disco for about 3 hours, and did not come up with anything to fit our requirements. A real shame. I did see Margarita again, and she even recognized me. A real crowd pleaser she is. We also had some of the girls from Villa Don come up to us and laugh and tease us. We would not bend in our standard and for this we paid the ultimate sacrifice - We went home without pussy. On the way back to the hotel, we did stop into Alcatraz, but it was empty except for 3 girls, and it was about 120 degrees inside. Not much fun. Doesn't this place have A/C? As we were heading home, a girl on a motorconcho yelled out "KiK" as she buzzed by. This town really is small and overall we had a good time in BC.

After phoning Taxi Dave (809-687-3720) he picked me up right at the appointed time for my trip to Santo Domingo. Dave is a great guy that we should all use if possible. He is hard working, knowledgeable, and sincere. He was showing another TSM'er around that day, Jim. Jim was staying in Santo Domingo at the San Geranimo. I would not recommend this hotel, its too far away from the action. I was booked into the Jaragua Hotel and Casino. After 3 nights of slumming it in Boca Chica this segment of my trip was going to be expensive, but worth it. The weather was hot and humid with brief showers. That first afternoon the weather choose to rain all afternoon. On top of that, there was a general strike for the entire country protesting the high cost of goods, lack of electricity, and unavailability of cheap domestic help for the locals. The last part I made up.

Dave says that most Dominicans just steal electricity from the poles and the electric company shuts down power to whole sections of town until the majority of homes in that area pay at least something for their right to power.

My Hotel was First Class all around. Good food, helpful staff, beautiful pool area, very lively disco and casino, and availability of of lots and lots of berry berry beautiful girls. Wow! You don't even have to leave your hotel for all your basic needs. There were even 2 blonde Cuban chicas wandering around the casino looking for dates.

My first day I spent the afternoon at Mona Lisa Massage parlor. It is about 3-4 blocks away from the Jaragua, right behind it. The address is 35 Calle Dania or such. There is a large picture of the real Mona Lisa, that you can see from the street, hanging in the main entrance. As advertised, I picked out Mellisa from the group of 6 girls. She undressed me, undressed herself and just hugged me for a few minutes. A very nice touch. Anyway, she then washed me ALL OVER. That was then followed up with a good massage with oil/lotion combo that was heaven. This is a Thai type of massage that will cost you 1000 Pesos. Well worth it. She even gave me a very nice BJ. This girl is very well put together with breasts that are a 36C or D and straight as an arrow.

That night I followed a touts advice and went to Casa Rosada. I met all the girls as they hung around the room waiting for me to make a decision. I don't think I like that setup. If you can't decide, or don't like what you see, the girls are crowded around you like flies to shit. I asked them all their names and when I was introduced to Wanda I asked her how her throat infection was? She just looked at me like I was Karnak the Magnificent. It was pretty funny on my part. I am sure she is still trying to figure out how I knew about that. Thanks TSM for helping me to steer clear of her. I chose Laura, a very firm yet chesty 9. She was built for speed this girl. But because she was one of the beautiful ones, she also had a little attitude. There was the usual cuddling in the Taxi on the way back to the hotel, kissing, etc. But the attitude was just not to my liking. After we got to the hotel, she turned on some music, did a very nice Jamie Curtis like strip tease ala "True Lies"î. Wow what a show. She then treated me like a king. I wanted to go to the casino and gamble, maybe dance a little, but she wanted no part of that. She is well known in the hotel by all the staff, taxi drivers, etc. so I think she was a little embarrassed about it all still.

I guess it is O.K. to pick up men, just don't let your friends know about them. I know I am not anything to look at and would never have a chance of getting a girl like this in the states to even look at me, but HEY, I paid for it now enjoy it. I gave her some candy for her little girl back at home and she was very grateful. We went across the street to the ocean and sat on the wall for about 30 minutes talking and laughing. She told me she liked me of course and wanted to see me tomorrow. I told her I was leaving for home and I would come see her in December. I put her in a taxi and I got the pouting again. I think if she showed up back at Casa Rosada before a certain time than it would look bad on her. Tough shit! I had enough of the pouting. I then made a trip around the casino and walked out to the Lapsus nightclub. Because of the strike there was only 12 girls working tonight.

First a warning. Lapsus is billed as a "Las Vegas" style review. It is more like an inexpensive T.J. rip-off of a Las Vegas style review. The girls work hard but the music is too loud for the speakers, the costumes are cheap, and some of the girls I would not screw with Big Daddy Don's dick. The girls are very anxious to please and want to be your friend very much. Some very attractive girls were leaving just as I got there with 2 Americans that were so drunk they almost fell asleep at the tables waiting for the girls to go to the bathroom. I decided that I had just about enough today so off to bed for me.

The next day was a real winner. The hotel has 2 restaurants and 1 has a buffet all the time. I had the lunch and the breakfast buffet and both were very good. Better in quality than the Hamaca, but not the volume. The service is almost nonexistent so be patient. I took a taxi to the Colonial zone and shopped all day. I had lunch at a nice outdoor cafe, and watched the office workers wander in and out in their short skirts. I met Taxi Dave at another outdoor cafe and had a couple of beers with him. We "hissed" at some girls for a while and then he had to leave around 3:00 to pick up a TSM'er at the airport and take him to Boca Chica. I guess there was around 6 TSM'ers in town this week. I headed to Paco's which is at the end of the Colonial Zone near the Military Memorial Park. I don't know the name of the park, but there are soldiers standing guard over a candle in it. Paco's has outdoor tables and is a great place to pick up women.

They all come near here to pick up the bus, taxi, or men. I met up with Jim again and another guy from Florida. We got the phone numbers of 4 local "girls" that wanted to date us on the weekend. These are not working girls, but would probably take some money for groceries if it was offered to them. At around 6:00 a real stunner walked by. She had long wavy hair, a long dress and nice perky breasts. My new friend, Edwardo, saw her first so he zeroed in on her. She was with a guy but we found out is was her brother. He got ditched fast. She agreed to go out tonight with us tonight and would find dates for Jim and I. Edwardo wanted to make sure that they were cute and she replied that they were prettier than she. "Picture me without this dress on and that is what my friends will look likeî she said. I kid you not! She called 4 friends and none of them could go out tonight. One had a sore foot, one was not home, and the "twins" father would not let them out of the house tonight. All was not lost because Jim had found another girl at Paco's and she agreed to go out with us. All that was need was a date for me. I decided to try my luck at the Hotel for a date and I am glad that I did. We met at 9:00 for dinner and I had made the rounds of the casino twice. I picked out a real stunner, Luci. She was very dark, but had a body to kill for. She was about 5'7"î and 110 pounds. She was playing roulette and the only reason I knew she was a working girl was she keep winking at guys while playing roulette. I winked back and motioned for her to come over. Edwardo interpreted for me and asked her if she would like to go out to dinner, dancing and drinking. She said sure for 800 pesos she would be my date for the evening. I asked her what was included in that 800 pesos and she smiled and winked and said that she would stay with me until I wanted her to leave.

"Everything is included honeyî. She even spoke English. What a find. She was wearing a white silk half slip that just covered her butt with spaghetti straps holding up the top. A "G-String" underneath and a smile on top. When we went dancing, she would spin and all the guys in the disco would watch her butt. It was as frim as steel. Let me just tell you this girl was worth about $1000 US if she was working in Miami. I had a great time and finally had to say "NO MAS". I got her phone number and will call her on my next trip. She was a bundle of fun and laughed and smiled all night. A real gem. Sorry to say that this was the end of my trip. I am planning on more in January and will let you know what happens then.

The next day we headed to the airport and home. It seemed that our kerosene powered taxi was having trouble with the roads. He would drive for about 20 feet, and then stall. This happened about 10 times. I was just about to say forget it and walk the rest of the way to the airport when he got it working fine. My pack of taxi friends were still there. How fun!! As soon as my cab pulled in, 2 guys started a fight about who was going to show me the door to the airport. I told them I was fine and leave me along please. They insisted and when I got to the American Airlines counter they each demanded 100 pesos.

It for was for some sort of "commission". I then reminded them that I had told them to leave me alone and if they wanted to come into the airport with me then they should buy a ticket, because I was leaving. They insisted that I give them something. Why, I wondered. I carried my own bag and they did not even open the door for me. I then tore a 20 peso note in half and told them to split it. I left them dumbfounded at the steps of the Santo Domingo International Air Museum.

I am planning a trip to Santo Domingo in early January. I hope that the trouble they are having in BC will not spill out into the Capital. Later all!

Cooter

Chucklehead's Boco Chica Adventure

Posted by Chucklehead on Friday, 26 September 1997

I went down there for a 5 day stay in between some business trips. Same deal as last time, I stayed at the Zapata, this time in a "suite" and found it to be a great place to stay, mainly because of Gabriel and his staff and because it's right on the beach, which I like.

I had a great time. Basically, I fucked 12 different girls 14 times. Not a bad 5 days. I did indeed leave the lovely island nation somewhat bow-legged :)

Anyway, let's start with the girls I'd recommend from my trip.
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THE GIRLS
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Jaqueline--she was extremely enthusiastic. I had her twice. She's 23, lives in SD, and has one kid. She really helped me learn Spanish, which I liked. I found I liked the girls that made an effort to communicate with me (by answering my dumb ass "Como se dica" questions endlessly). Very pretty. Lighter skinned than most. More intelligent than any of the others. This girl I'd actually consider visiting to hang out with. Two thumbs up.

The "Mafia Girls"--I had a threesome with the famous Mafia girls that work the park. The reason I call these girls "Mafia" girls is that they mostly work a scam in the park near town. They basically try to pick your pocket while blowing you or try to get you to take a couple of them to your room--while one "services" you, the other tries to rip you off. These were the two young ones--the, er, 18 year old ones. If you walk by the park in the war zone, you may see them. I had a good time with the two of them, however, I REALLY had to stop them from ripping me off twice. The amusing thing I found was that while one of the girls was trying desperately to find the key to my safe (which I had well hidden), the other was enthusiastically crawling all over my body trying to keep me busy--it was EXTREMELY entertaining. My advice: stay away from the Mafia Girls. The two younger ones were wild and I had a good time, but if I was drunk I would have been penniless! One thumb up.

"30 Peso Judy"--oh my goodness! 30 Peso Judy is, er, 18. She doesn't have a big chest. Her butt is a bit rounded, though not too large. She's got a gorgeous face and a really incredible personality--very funny, very nice. I had her twice and she worked REALLY hard to satisfy me orally and traditionally, so to speak. The reason they call her "30 peso Judy" is that apparently a couple of years ago she wasn't a professional and would do the dirty deed for the price of 30 pesos so she could get a ride back to her home. If you get a chance to meet Judy, take her, you will be happy. Two thumbs up.

Laura. Laura is the younger cousin of Jahaira, who I reported on last time. Laura is, uh, 18. She looks like she's, uh, 14. She's a "good girl", which means she only gives you blow jobs. She's a virgin. She's quite pretty, petite, has very short hair and a small dimple in her forhead. She's quite a nice, pretty girl and seems to be looking for an American boyfriend. She's decent and very willing to please in the oral department. I had her twice. I was particularly entertained when she blew me for about 15 or so minutes Con Gusto Sin condom, and I of course shot my load. She wiped off her chin and asked me "why so fast"? I'm in LOVE! (however, she did not swallow). Three thumbs up. Or two thumbs and another obvious organ up.

Jessica. Jessica is a gorgeous 21 year old. She doesn't have the biggest breasts. You can recognize her because she has an inciser that has a silver filling on the side--a minor flaw in her beauty. Jessica is very enthusiastic in the sack. She is slim, shapely, wraps herself around you like a snake and bucks like a bronco. She was probably the best raw fuck I had and seemed to get the the most excited by the act itself. Two thumbs up.
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THE FOOD
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A few random food recommendations.

First, if you're on the beach during the day, buy the "Lemonia's" (sp?). They are the small, round, larger than grape things that the boys sell and carry around on sticks. For 5 pesos, these things make a very good snack. If it's morning, buy the hard boiled eggs from the boys and have a good snack of eggs with lime and salt. I did not get sick from any of the beach food, though I was not quite brave enough to eat the shellfish they sell.

Secondly, the best meals I had in Boco Chica were at Casa Coco (pork cutlets), the Colonial (steak), and the Oasis (burgers). Make an effort to eat at one of these places, you'll like the food.

Thirdly, I had dinner at a couple of the italian places in town. They make pizza's that are made out of tortillas, but are surprisingly good. Try them.
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THE CASINO
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I went to Hamanca with Jaqueline. It's a very upscale place for Boco Chica standards. The casino is pretty small, but it seems like an okay place to hang out. If you're used to Vegas, Reno, or Atlantic City, you will be disappointed. I'd only go there if you're bored.

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ATM'S & MONEY EXCHANGE
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I don't recall if anyone has posted this, so forgive me if it's a repeat. You can get money out in B.C. There are ATM's that are on the Plus and other ATM systems. You get Pesos.

Whatever you do, when you exchange money DON'T accept 500 or 1000 peso notes. Just say no. They are very difficult to change. If need be, ask for your money back and walk away.
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TELEPHONE
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There are three or so places in town where you can call the US, etc. Two places are Tele-something. The other is "Codetel". Codetel is at the end of the beach, but is BY FAR the better, more reliable, cleaner connection. The other places make it sound like you are calling from Japan (heavy echo, bad connections, etc.). I ran into one guy who was trying to fool his family that he was in Orlando. He got in deep shit because the phone connection was so bad at the tele-whatever place.
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FUNNY CONVERSATIONS
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If you've never been to this place, you will find it somewhat surreal. You end up having conversations you've never had anywhere else. Let me give you an example of the conversation Jessica and I had when she caught up to me at 11 pm the night before I left. We conversed in Spanish, but here is the English translation:

Jessica: "Chucklehead, chucklehead, hello my love!"
Chuckle: "Oh, hi, Jessica"
Jessica: "Would you like to go back to your place and have me fuck and suck you?"
Chuckle: "Uh, no, Jessica, I'm kinda tired"
Jessica: "Why, have you been fucking other girls?"
Chuckle: "Well, now that you mention it, yes Jessica. I've fucked, let's see, 1...2....3....4...5 other girls since we were together yesterday."
Jessica: "Oh. You are a devil! So you're sure you don't want me to just suck you off? You could relax!"
Chuckle: "Ah, no. I'm tired. Thanks anyway."
Jessica: "Okay! Ciao!"

That was one entertaining conversation. Another one was one that I had with Jacqueline. She was offering to show me around the capital of Santo Domingo (again, Spanish translated to English):

Jacqueline: "Chucklehead, you should see the Capital, there are lots of old buildings and stuff."
Chuckle: (fondling her breasts) "Uh, yeah, Jacqueline, I like old buildings, but I like young Chicas better!"
Jacqueline: "No, really, I could show you some very nice sights. You could look around, take some pictures of the sights."
Chuckle: (inserting my member) "I'm seeing plenty of nice sights right now. Please bend over."
Jacqueline: (grunting) "Yes, but I could introduce you to my family. You'd like my mother. She speaks good English."
Chuckle: (finishing) "The Capital sounds nice. Do you have any pretty friends?"
Jacqueline: "You are a devil! But of course I do!"

What a country! I like the place quite a bit.

Okay, a final installment I will call "Bars and Bungalos"
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BARS
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IMHO there are only three bars to hang out in while in BC.

Bar #1 is Ronnies "Beach Bar:. Home of TSM'ers. Girls wander by. People like Pat, Maddog, and other wander by. TSM'ers wander by. You will meet everyone eventually here.

Bar #2 is La Roca (Julien's bar). There are some US expats that hang out here only. People like Doug, John, and a few others. The food is better here. Girls and TSM'ers wander by. It is between Zapata and Ronnie's bar.

Bar #3 is "El Bar" at Villa Don. Because it is in between the place where the girls live and the beach, and because it's the place that houses 90% single males on vacation, it is a big bar for girls. If you're staying there, you can jump in the pool if it gets too hot :)
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BUNGALOS
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I've stayed at Zapata twice now. I've also been to Villa Don for drinks and Casa Coco for dinner (and talked to TSM'ers who've stayed there). I've seen the rooms in all three places because I've asked TSM'ers staying there to show me their's and tell me what they think.

Zapata has some definite pluses: it's on the beach. Gabriel AND HIS SONS have no problem with chicas in the room. They are nice and good people, from my experience. It's got air conditioning and one honking generator, so you are never without power. Cons are it's slightly more expensive, but you pay for the beach. I personally like being a few steps away from the water.

Casa Coco's got a small, but nice pool. It's quiet. The rooms are nice sized. Girls stop by the bar and it's very easy to pick up a couple by just staggering out of your room. The food there is also very good. Cons are that there's no airconditioning in the rooms, even the suites (woolf, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this is true).

However, my pick and the place I will stay next time I go is Villa Don. It's got a bigger pool. More girls stop by the bar. And Don has 7 rooms with aircon + another 14 due to be installed, according the the manager. It's also got some characters living there: Peter (the belgian who's fucked all of the girls in town and can tell you who's best), the one eyed hooker, the one-legged hooker, the French Canadian who runs the bar and can tell you prison stories, etc. It's a very colorful experience. The rooms are nice. The con is that it's noisy, acc. to the guests. However, with the aircon and fan cranked up, I suspect it's irrelevent.

FYI, taxi drivers get payola from Zapata, so you may find that they mysteriously "don't know" where Coco or Villa Don is. Don't get in the car or agree on a price until they suddenly "remember".

Chucklehead