GO-GO BARS - SOUTH PATTAYA
Go-go bars in Thailand all operate in the following manner. There is no
cover charge to enter the bar. Make absolutely sure that there is no cover
charge - if there is, don't enter the bar - it's probably a rip-off. You are
free to sit and watch the girls dance as long as you buy a drink, at a cost
of 65-85B (US $2.60-$3.40). If you want to chat up a girl and grope her tender
young body, expect to buy her a "lady drink" for 85-95B (US $3.40-$3.80). If you
find a girl you desperately want to fuck, you will have to negotiate a price
with her. If you want a blow-job, make sure she agrees to "smoke" as part of
the price. In order to take her from the bar, you'll have to pay a
"bar-fine" of 400-500B (US $16-$20) in addition to the 1000-2000B (US $40-$80)
you pay her. Rates vary from girl to girl - the stunners obviously want
more. Hit the bars early, from 8pm, if you want a quality bar-girl, as the
hottest girls are snapped up by 10pm. Always offer 500-800B (US $20-$32)
for "short-time" and settle for 1000B (US $40). Many bar-girls won't spend the
entire night - if they will, expect to pay 1500-2000B (US $60-$80) plus the
bar fine.
SUPER BABY *****
By far one of the best bars in Pattaya, and extremely popular for obvious
reasons. As the name suggests, there are loads of pretty young girls with
stunning bodies dancing topless at any given time. Ages seem to range from
18-22yrs, although it's difficult to tell with Asian women, as they tend
to look younger than their age. If you're into young firm tits and tight
little asses, then this will be heaven-on-earth for you. Beers cost
85B ($3.40) and lady drinks 95B (US $3.80). The bar fine is 500B (US $20).
Remember to go early as all the best girls will be bar-fined by 10pm.
HAPPY BAR-A-GO-GO ****
Extremely popular with ex-patriates, this bar features regular lesbian
shows, which are really hot. The girls are very friendly, and pretty
raunchy. Some girls dance topless, and get more daring as the night wears
on. Drinks were 75B(R13) and lady drinks 85B. (R14) Bar fine was
400B(R70).but went up when the marines were in town.
CALIGULA PALACE ***
Spacious bar with a nice selection of girls and friendly management. Lesbian
shows on a circular bed in the middle of the stage each night. Some topless
girls. Beers 85B (R14)& lady drinks 90B. Bar fine 500B(R85).
CHAMPION ***
One of the cheapest bars in Pattaya, with drinks at 55B(R9.50). Catch their
happy hours with Carlsberg draught at 35B(R6). Good value, with wild girls,
many of them topless. A few lookers make the visit worthwhile. Short-time
rooms available on the premises if required. No great pressure from girls,
with 1000B(R170) the going rate for short-time. I met Son there, and took
the accompanying pics of her after an incredible blowjob followed by an
extended fuck.,all for 1400B(R240)
CAROUSEL **
True to its name, this bar features a revolving stage on which the girls
perform, giving patron's a chance to see all the talent on offer from all
angles. There were a few nice girls there during my visit, but several
plumpers ruined the impact - unless you enjoy fucking fat chicks. Bar fine
is 500B(R85), lady drinks 95B(R16) and girls 800B(R140) for short time.
CLASSROOM A-GO-GO BAR ***
It might not mean anything to you Yanks, but for us Brits its a real No 1 bar.
The girls in their schoolgirl uniforms turn most Brits into jelly. Incidentally
the girls have to leave their costumes in the bar when they are bought out. So many
Brits wanted to 'do the business' with the girls in costume they will now 'reluctantly'
let the girl take the costume on payment of a fee.
The CLASSROOM in Soi Pattayaland 2 is the original and best. They opened a
CLASSROOM in Soi 3 - thats not run by the same people and not so good.
MARILYN A GO-GO BAR **
I used to be a regular there. I even got the T-Shirt
and spent some time at the foot of their stairs being a barker! They were
great, giving non-stop sex shows for just the cost of a drink. I must say
they have gone down-hill since. They started charging for drinks when you
got them (instead of running a tab) they said that groups of males would run
out without paying. So, its not what it was, but its still not a rip off,
and you can take first time visitors (including females) that want to say
they've been to a sex show without problems.
Although I can't say I was very impressed during my visits to this club,
regulars told me that the girls were very friendly here. That could be
because they're less attractive than the girls at other bars. Maybe you'll
get lucky!
RED FOX *
Disgusting rip-off bar. If watching fat, ugly whores who have mothered a
litter of kids pull razor blades out of their "uitgerekte" pussies turns you
on, go for it. Otherwise, avoid it like the plague.
THE BEST OF THE REST
Red Light Special
Tahitian Queen I & II
1001 A-go-go
Blackout
Las Vegas
Green Light
OPEN-AIR BEER BARS
There are literally hundreds of outdoor bars in Pattaya - far too many to
list here. These bars are more popular with guys with a lot of time on their
hands. Costs are lower than in go-go bars, as the girls don't dance or expose
themselves. Drinks cost around 40-50B(US$1.60-$2), and the bar fine is 150 -
200B(US $6-$8). Girls will try for 1000B, (US $40) but can be talked down to
500 -700B(US $20-$28), depending on how hot the girl is. Quality varies
dramatically - be warned that most of these girls don't have the bodies to
dance topless in a g-string. Drift around until you spot a really nice girl
- if she doesn't spot you first. Ignore the calls of "welcome, handsome man"
if not made by a girl you'd like to fuck. Only sit down for a drink with a
potential dreamgirl.
The atmosphere at these bars is pretty laidback, with many patrons playing
bar games with the girls. Most of the girls are less sophisticated than
their go-go bar counterparts, but can be a lot more friendly. It is,
however, a lot more time-consuming to hang out at these bars, unless you're
with friends and are just after a cheap drink. Single traveller's with
limited time who are looking for hot pussy are better off in the go-go bars
or the Marine Disco.
During my trip I canvassed opinions from regulars, who visit Thailand each
year in search of the perfect fuck. Most agreed that they preferred Pattaya
to Bangkok, as they could relax a lot more in the laidback environment of
the beach resort, while enjoying the attention of thousands of beautiful
young Thai women. I noted during my four day stopover in Bangkok that costs
have risen there since my visit. I would thus suggest spending at least two
days in Pattaya for every day spent in Bangkok.
