Bangkok NO-Hands Restaurants

The famous No-Hands restaurant(s) in Bangkok are almost as much of a curiousity as are the Blow-Job Bars. The general idea is this... you go into the establishment, pick a girl from behind a glass window (ala massage parlour style), she accompanies you to a private room, sits in your lap and feeds you with her hands (hence the no-hands classification -- meaning YOU don't need YOUR hands). While she feeds you, reportedly in various stages of undress herself, your hands are free to roam and explore her body. The meal usually ended with the girl being fucked right there on the table after dinner. This is the way it used to be...

The Galaxy Restaurant and Night Club
19 Rama IV Road
Pomprab Bangkok 10100
Telephone: 235-5000-9 238-1035-44

The Galaxy is perhaps the most famous of this style restaurant. In fact, to my knowledge, it is the only one. Any information regarding any other NO-Hands places would be greatly received. Unfortunately, things seem to have taken a big turn for the worse recently with regard at least to the Galaxy, the experience of dinning there and the costs involved. as the following report should underscore for you. If you have any experience with the Galaxy or any other NO-Hands restaurant in Bangkok, please email me so the information can be included in this FAQ.

A Recent Report on Dinning at the Galaxy

... And for dinner I go to the Galaxy No Hands restaurant on Rama IV. The experience is very disappointing.

Contrary to what I'd heard, the eroticism was only the most subtle, was way overpriced, and in general not worth it at all except for the Japanese and Hong Kong businessmen with money to burn that the place seems designed to cater to.

I was led into a private room, took off my shoes and sat on cushions before a sunken table. A very old waiter took my order, a three course chinese meal and a couple of 20 oz bottles of Singha. I then was taken to an outer area where I chose a girl to feed me.

I picked an Isaan girl of 28 with a ready smile dressed in a light orange business suit. We went back to the room and talked some until the order came. And when it did, she simply proceeded to feed me, spooning me mouthfuls of fried rice, chicken with cashews, and prawns, interrupted by the occasional sip of beer. After a while, with my encouragement, she joined me. My hands were mostly at my sides but occasionally rested on her thighs or breasts. She remained fully dressed the whole time, not "scantily clad" as I heard.

It was a pleasant enough time but in no way worth the 1200 baht for the meal plus a 500 baht tip for the mamasan and another 500 for the others. And if you wanted a *one* hour massage from the girl afterwards, the price was 2200 baht plus 400 for the room which was in a cheap hotel you had to walk outside down an alleyway to get to. All this included a 10% added charge for paying by credit card since I never carry that much cash around Bangkok. The bath, massage and fuck were passable but half as long as they should've have been. Had I known I was going to be shelling out nearly 200 US dollars for something this underwelming, vis a vis its reputation, I never would have gone in.

It was about midnight when I left, feeling cheated, and took a taxi back to Sukhumvit to find a bedmate at Thermae for my last night in Bangkok.